Don't forget me

Im Emily!

Anonymous asked: I'm just saying. Have fun (;

K

Anonymous asked: I'm just warning you now. You're not gonna want to live. It will be just like freshman year (; no friends for Emily.

Dude seriously. Who the hell do you think you are??!?!? You don’t know how hard freshman year was for me. So stop acting like you know me. Honestly why do you care about my life. Go do something with your life and stop telling me how much mine is going to such

Anonymous asked: You're going to have no friends next year because all your "friends" are going to college and your boyfriends going to cheat on you and you're going to be a loner because none of your junior friends will want to talk to you because you blew them off.

Cool bro, why do you care?

A day with my period.

  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

chandleratkins asked: Emily, you're not annoying. Or an ugly piece of shit, for that matter! You're one of the sweetest, funniest, most beautiful girls I know. And I know for a fact you have good friends that don't dare talk behind your back. So Anon, FUCK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. Whoever has the time to sit down, stalk your tumblr page, and leave you a message like that, is a low-life, self-absorbed, worthless mother fucker. Like, get over yourself bro because she doesn't give two shits what you think! Haha love you <3

Oh my gosh, thank you chandler! Hahah I literally laughed when I read that! You’re too sweet! Love you too!